Seventh Hitch, Green Team collaboration edited by Trevor Dietz

We had our first snow of the season this hitch and Trevor had a lot of trouble finding his tent every night. One gruesome night Trevor stepped in the latrine while looking for his tent which was a quarter mile away. Everyone farted a lot from Ashton’s cooking. All ten of us (Plus three from the Forest Service Crew) huddled nightly in the wall tent to keep warm. Freezy warm freezy warm in a cacoon. Good hitch, lot’s of work accomplished. Coffee good, wall tent made me happy. I don’t think Trevor brushes his teeth [He might brush his cat’s teeth]. Sometimes the gravity hang froze! And we didn’t always have enough water for the day; oh no! Coffee at lunch on the trail equals crazy trail workers (Especially Tony) with lots of energy. During our break, we all (Minus one) burned our time away smoking cigarettes. It was hilarious when Quirt (Packer) drank all of Peter’s (Forest Service Crew Leader) root beer (Expect to Peter) Quirt is hilarious. This where the steady cam pans away from the Green Team. The final shot of the movie is rested outside of the wall tent where the Crew Leader Paul is on his knees washing everyone’s dirty dishes (Where he belongs). The camera slowly fades to black and an overture (Featuring Daft Punk’s Faster, Stronger, Harder) plays. Fade to black.
CREDIT SEQUENCE
Crew Leader One……Jen Bullis
Crew Leader Two….Paul Twedty
Forest Service TA….Noel
Cocky Crew Member….Tom Bourelen.
Team Ox……Tony Lawrence
Disgruntled Crew Member….Kila Weeks
Mild Temper Woman……….Ashton
Forest Service Crew Leader…..Peter Baver
Olympic Woman…….Alisa
Rain Man………………..Trevor Lyons Dietz